J-House

A "downs" kid who attempts to beat box but simply memorizes songs off of the radio and repeats them to a group of kids at a lunch table.

lunch tabel:"hey j house give us some beats!"

j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"

lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"

j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself

by IceMang January 4, 2008

J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008

bizzle j

Marijuana or weed something you smoke and get high off of

Example 1: im bout 2 go buy some bizzle j

Example 2: Damn That Bizzle j is banging

by ~Keeka~ June 11, 2008

J-nal

slang term for "journal"

I think I am going to vent out my anguish by writing in my J-nal.

by Celibonk89 August 24, 2008

Floppy J

A loosely rolled joint that flops around like a flacid penis.

Austin: Fuck dude, I rolled a Floppy J
Craig: Well rip it open and start over, because I'm not smoking that shit bro.

by Westing House April 18, 2014

J Train

A train in NYC that runs from Jamaica, Queens and goes through most of Brooklyn until it reaches Downtown Manhattan Broad St

Also Shared with the Z train which goes express.

Some names of the stops are Woodhaven Boulevard, Broadway Junction, Fulton Street, Jamaica Center-Parsons/Archer Avenue.

Person 1: Yo Meet me at Broadway Junction.

Person 2: ight ima hop on the J train

by Nyckid2 May 10, 2014

Pay-J

The couple name between two people with the names Payton & TJ otherwise know as T-Ton. This couple is one where the two partners have deep feeling for each other but neither admit to the other. Most likely tho this couple will not ever become offical but will just attend a party or two as each other's dates. Due to placement issues Pay-J may not last because, the two lovers will be split up making communication tough. Even though it may not work both partners will know this as one of the times they fell in love.

I: " here TJ I saved you a seat next to Payton "
.........LATER.......
"OMG did you see Pay-J at lunch!! They seemed in love.. When will they be offical?"

by What you want to know June 22, 2014