You Tunes

Using you tube as a primary source of music, instead of using iTunes as a music player. Usually done by people who are not computer savvy, or cheap.

Carlos: Hey, did you download the playlist I gave you to your iTunes for the party tonight?
Romeo: Nah, I couldn't out how, so I'm just going to use you tunes tonight.

Julio: ah man, I don't want to pay for the new eminem song, I'm just going to listen on you tunes.

by Bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

stab you

To give chocolate

I'll stab you

by Elvis dogooder July 18, 2021

are you ómar?

ómar is an omnipotent being, ruler of the cosmos. ómar isn't 1 individual, he is multiple entities who have found out his identity and in reward became a part of him. Those who ask for his identity are scavenging for wisdom, and are seeking greater power. People who question for ómar are allowed to do it anywhere, in any conversation, no matter the context. This is because ómar is above all, and he always takes first place in any social interaction.

Person A: "Hey I just came back from school wanna go to the cinema?"
Person B: "are you ómar?"

by JoniJoni December 7, 2019

You are mine

When your significant other tells you that you are theirs and only theirs

Girl: hey listen up
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine

Boy: ok babe

Girl: 😊

by Mike the quiet one December 14, 2021

You will cry

A warning given when you recommend an extremely difficult video game to someone.

Try Demon's Souls, it's really friggin' hard... you will cry.

by Kaymactimus April 13, 2011

You comin with

A question you ask to a bro to see if they would like to join you to go somewhere.

Jingles: Brah, you comin with!?

by Parkeur March 6, 2008

The Politician's "You"

A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.

Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."

Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".

by Geoleg Csapolov July 26, 2011