Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Wishing for the carbine

To give into animalistic desires, primarily for the purpose of revenge or out of hatred. Derived from the ending of the movie "The Long Walk"

"I get that you're upset, but there's no reason to go wishing for the carbine"

by ButOneOfMyManyFaces October 13, 2025

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025

Washism

When your Canadian friend manifests space, time and war crimes to create a phrase or other word so unholy, the earth trembles in fear.

"Man my Canadian friend said some washism so vile, I think I can feel the Hague approaching as we speak"

by DaGeekBaby December 11, 2025

tachoma washington

the place in the U.S. were the reall thugs come from not all the poser fools

yo did you see that girl right thurr!! she be from tachoma washington she a reaall thug yo.

by snatch. August 7, 2009

scrote worshiper

one who worships the scrotum, used as an insult

Dammit Kyle, stop being such a scrote worshiper!

by linkman October 22, 2009