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portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023
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Unicorns

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?
by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020
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every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron
Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?
by Officer Height September 8, 2020
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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 5, 2023
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alpha unicorn

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021
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Unicorn Bee

An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
She is a unicorn bee
by Curious Alien June 12, 2022
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office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017
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