Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

salty void

The opposite of sweet spot.

I hate what I am doing and nobody helps me. I am stuck in a salty void.

by LazerJesus January 13, 2022

Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren October 23, 2015

Salty Cowboy

When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")

Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her

by Testicular torsion February 05, 2021

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter August 27, 2015

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 03, 2018

Salty Cracker

A pissed off squeaky white kid. "salty cracker" is chanted over and over again to piss them off.

They all chanted "salty cracker!" when that one squeaky kid lost in a basketball 1v1.

by tyrone pp March 06, 2020