by Methed-Up April 24, 2019
Get the Country Squire Lakesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
Get the Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)mug. A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.
by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021
Get the country simpmug. A Country "B-Bell" is a ( fully black / mixed black ) woman who has been living on a farm in the countryside ever since the day of her birth and plans to stay there forever until she dies... Or if not, she was likely born in the city and partially raised in the city but hasn't left the countryside after moving there at a very young age ( somewhere between 6 through 9 ). Blackbelles gain the necessary sources they need to survive from the natural nutrients of the earth. For meat; they kill and cook their livestock! To avoid dehydration they harvest rainwater or use water that comes from wells, rivers, streams, lakes, or cisterns. They knit their own clothes and for fruits and vegetables, they pick the plants out of their garden. A Country "B-Bell" speaks with a country accent that is "broad & heavy" or "light & soft." The people whom she talks to for the first time over the phone; will guess that she's caucasian.
Male : Where are you from?
Female : The south
Male : Which part?
Female : Alabama
Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm
Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls
Female : Awesome
Male : So what do you look like?
Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol
Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?
Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.
Female : What about it?
Male : You sound white.
Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.
Male : What's a Country B-Bell?
Female : Country Blackbelle
Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
Female : The south
Male : Which part?
Female : Alabama
Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm
Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls
Female : Awesome
Male : So what do you look like?
Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol
Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?
Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.
Female : What about it?
Male : You sound white.
Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.
Male : What's a Country B-Bell?
Female : Country Blackbelle
Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
by Gregory Forress October 7, 2019
Get the Country B-Bellmug. by city-slicker October 9, 2023
Get the country salutemug. by Jorriborri May 15, 2023
Get the Country Wytskemug. A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”
“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
Get the Chlamydia Countrymug.