Monster Tard Powers

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers

person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

E-tard

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

by Handicapped Pigg March 16, 2010

jimmy-tard

a retard
based off of a tard my dad went to school with named jimmy, thus they called each other jimmy tards in his retarded honor

dude, youre such a jimmy

youre a jimmmy-tard

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

re-re-tard

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.

You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?

by wildmanchild February 8, 2010

wii-tard

1. someone who buys a wii for way too much money
2. someone above 18 who plays a wii and isn't drunk of their ass

tom: "I just bought a wii from somebody for just $800!"
con: "...wii-tard..."

by orginalgangstarob December 12, 2007

E-tard

One who is afflicted by an addiction to ecstasy/MDMA

That **** is just a silly e-tard

by Lamour April 24, 2008

[fuck tard]

a word used to describe how you feel about someone when your pissed off at them for a dumb reason and even though your mad you sit there and laugh at each other.made up bye coleton when brittany pissed him off. samantha's f-tard.

Brittany says: ...somethan stupid...
Coleton says: (while laighing) YOU ARE A FUCK TARD!!!
Samanthas reaction: histericall laughter

by Brittany Bitches June 29, 2008