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A squirrel movement

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025

squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.

Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”

by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025

kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends

I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel

by squirrel army April 23, 2023

Squirrel Lean

Squirrel lean is a yellow color of Lean that comes from squirrels in a process called trapping

Dat Squirrel lean do be fire tho

by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023

shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

by Bill&bob October 3, 2023

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023