January 17

a capricorn. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋🥴

c - when yo birthday ?
o - January 17
c - ayee bad bitchs birthday tho🥵

by ♡Sweet potato♡ December 9, 2019

21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day

It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie

by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020

January 23

January 23 is the day where you have to no matter what hit you’re mom

Joe:slaps mom

Mom:why
Joe:it’s January 23

by Hirirutbh January 22, 2021

January 15

People born on this day like to play victim and are often depressed and hungry. They’re fun sometimes and other times ruin others days . Great manipulators

Oh he’s he’s acting like you’re the problem when it’s him? He must be a Capricorn, most likely born on January 15

by Don’t play victim November 23, 2021

18th of january

international worms day

the 18th of January is defined as international worms day and its not just earth worms

by zane4991 February 27, 2023

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January 19

IT'S THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF THE ORANGE BITCH BODY ASS-BUILT ROBLOX AVATAR LOOKING ASS DISCRASE OF A PRESIDENT BEING IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

person1: hey it's January 19 person2: DUDE FUCK YES *plays "It's a party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus * person1: Justin, I know you're my best friend but... I could like... kiss you RN! person2: DUDE SAME *he kisses Justin*

by NenaChan1 January 19, 2021