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Swamp Cooch

Swamp cooch refers to a when a female refuses to clean that gunky discharge out from their many stomach folds, which leads to it fermenting and creating that iconic swampy smell.
Goddamn Allison's smelly Swamp cooch makes me want to blow my brains out.
by Discharge Dean December 6, 2025
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Swamp bear

A shot consisting of equal parts Jaeger and pickle juice. Only reserved for the trashiest of trash humans.
Do you know that Mallory lady?

Yeah, I heard she's a real piece of trash. We should buy her a swamp bear.
by McRugby January 9, 2026
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Get In My Swamp

When a man, preferably fat and blue collar, builds up some vile swamp ass, then goes home and with the confidence of Shrek himself, invites his poor unsuspecting wife into the bedroom where he then proceeds to pin her down and sit bare ass on her face
"invited the ole lady into my room last night to Get in my swamp, well happy to say the divorce is going well.
by Poopyboy3 January 10, 2026
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Swamp Wampus

A horrifyingly (physically or mentally) disgusting, ugly, or monstrous female that wreaks of body-odor. Named after the Swamp Wampus from Appalachian Folklore.
Meaghan is so ugly, she is such a swamp wampus.
by SwampWampus January 24, 2025
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swamp geckos

When up North take care to watch ou for the swamp geckos in the rivers and swamps.
by anonymous February 21, 2025
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nathan swamp ass

A new rare strain of swamp ass that first surfaced in Oregon, 2025
pretty gnarly case of swamp ass, might be the new strain known as "nathan swamp ass".
by Doctor A. Swamp February 27, 2025
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