Swamp Cactus

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"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.

Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Samoan Swamp Fire

When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.

Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men

These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie

by #bigglo June 27, 2025

Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.

My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.

by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018

Swamp Tail

(adj)
sŵāmp ťäil
This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.

“Man, this muggy weather has given me a bad case of swamp tail”

by KB2109 August 18, 2025