salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.

Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.

by Bing_C March 3, 2016

Salty

A person who is super mad.

"man Sorley was super salty is class today!"

by Spideroh1 March 3, 2016

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Salty Morea

A women who yells at everyone because she can and is never happy.

"I just got yelled at by that Salty Morea"

by Name_Changer April 15, 2016

salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

Salty Spitune

When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.

They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.

by Dr. Ghil September 20, 2016