Acting Left AF

When you're not acting right as an individual.

Person 1: Bro, I was acting left af last night.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Bc I wasn't right.

by UrBoiDipps August 22, 2018

Super Left

When someone is trying to insult you, but instead pay a huge compliment.

President Trump spoke gravely about the dramatic shift in the Democratic Party, but darn it, I love being Super Left!

by Vegaslawgirl January 23, 2019

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off

"You are now my left nut"

by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019

Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Left Cunt

Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.

He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.

by Kazzie B October 25, 2022

left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.

i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!

by anonymous November 13, 2022