Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017

johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.

Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.

by aromabinger March 22, 2024

Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

Johnny

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day

"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."

by anonymous May 3, 2023

The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain

hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.

He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021