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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
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jimmy-jazz

the act of wildly thrashing one's arms and head (often accompanied with the stomping of feet) in response to scandalous or contemptible information
The man jimmy-jazzed for minutes after understanding the relationship between Prendi's cousin and John.
by ang April 21, 2004
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jimmy Joe mamma

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by jimmy joe mamma May 24, 2022
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jimmy ron jin

oh golly gosh that jimmy ron jin was fabulous
by adam watkins October 29, 2004
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little jimmy urine

also known as little jimmy urine or the hotest guy ever, my husband, my lover, sexy hot babe with great hair!
no one can compare to him he is so wonderful!
by petals January 22, 2004
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Jimmy Dean Delight

My girlfriend woke me up this morning with a Jimmy Dean Delight.
by Johan Schmidt May 30, 2008
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jimmy crack corn

Gee-whiz, gee-willikers, Jesus Christ!, Holy Cow, God-dammit... all the same thing really. Just an expression of surprise.
Man: "Jimmy Crack Corn!"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "I just stepped on a fucking lego!"
by Xeratai April 19, 2022
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