Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

Henry Ngo

Is a annoying kid who always will judge you in Rocket League every single day.

if you miss the ball he will say what a ball chaser!! ¨You ARE S BAD said Henry Ngo

by Henry Ngo November 3, 2020

henry

better than transkai and harrybunns and foghorns and moaning and hungrier than horses

henry: hi
gurt: yo

by ActiveShoe May 19, 2025

High Cut Henry

That one dude in your squad who has a High cut tacticool helmet while everyone else is stuck to ACHs’.

Me: What’s up High Cut Henry?
Guy: Shut up poor lol

by Big Schlong Johnson April 2, 2022

HENRY

the world gayest, sexiest, biggest sex offender, weirdest, trans-gender, and a fat dude that go on reddit and search up porn.

Henry kidnapped a little brother

by negrofruit January 10, 2024

Henry

Best valorant 5 stacker you'll ever meet in your life. Also the coolest, handsomest hunkyest man on earth...

"man that henry guy is handsome"

by Jorbius Marvelmus | JayteehWPS November 29, 2024

Henry

A cracker to be used to open crab legs

These crab legs are hard to open by hand, please hand me the henry.

by HIAC July 21, 2024