girlfriend

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your girl and show her how much you mean to her. Make her smile!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

March 14

Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey

Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Girlfriend

A person who bites you

“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”

by User196396399263 March 23, 2022

Girlfriend

A person you fall in love with and become happy to see and and item you just use and throw away like nothing happened

Enjoy your girlfriend she prolly rlly love you

by Abbiew110<33 January 25, 2022

GirlFriend

You will never have one in the future.

Haha, You won't get a GirlFriend!

by AMOGUS SUS BALLS January 26, 2022