When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
When someone, usually a repair person or utility worker, is causing seemingly intentional delay of a plan or schedule. Similar to being "jerked around" or "led on". More common usages: swizzle fisted, swizzle fisting
by amomsoiknow November 25, 2017
a sprawl of fists where everyone chooses to generate their anger through violence. the term "fist fest" usually refers to a fight among young school boys.
by periwinkle1996 November 07, 2010
The best Disturbed song for a girl to listen to while getting fisted in the ass. This is also equivalent to the amount of knuckles Kim K. has taken to the spinky.
Tyrant: Bro I was listening to Disturbed yesterday I love them.
Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.
Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.
Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.
Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.
by Stoney69 August 20, 2019
I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.
by Red & Kiki January 27, 2012
I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.
by omgmudkips August 06, 2010
The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
by Traelor Glitterstorm June 20, 2024