The Dirty Thermos

the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.

I was gonna give him a blowjob but i decided to give him the dirty thermos.

by spankthatass December 7, 2012

Dirty Duval

When you are giving your old lady the good "D" and cum in your hand, cusping it ever so gently over her head while you continue giving her that good "D" until she cums. Then take your hand (still cusping your now slightly cold jizz) and wipe it on her face while saying "Simba"

I was giving Casey the 'Dirty Duval' last night an that crazy bitch started licking my hand!

by #Fistingmatters June 10, 2021

dirty oj

When you turn someone's glove inside out and wipe your ass with it and then secretly give it back to them. Works great with motorcyclists, golfers, bowlers, weightlifters, etc...

Man, that douchbag left his gym bag in my back seat and I gave him the Dirty OJ. Don't be giving him no high five.

by Old dirty 1975 September 16, 2017

dirty Paloma

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho

-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet

by bbybratgyal April 14, 2020

dirty berkley

(verb)
The act of taking a picture of a girls credit card after you shit on her chest.

Mike: yo that girl was a straight bitch last night
Todd: yeah I know that's why I hit her with the dirty Berkley and ordered a Fleshlight off Amazon nigga.

by Trippytanya April 8, 2020

Dirty Moranchez

A term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her anus rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.

Last night I was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and I totally pulled a Dirty Moranchez her!

by RawDawg36 February 11, 2013

Dirty Sham

A drink only found at McDonald's from a special request: Half Shamrock Shake and Half Chocolate. Very tasty. Originated in Wisconsin.

Person 1: Hey, where do you want to eat tonight?

Person 2: Let's hit up McDonald's and get some Dirty Shams.

by DasWxMan April 17, 2013