Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

by Charles3rd October 23, 2019

The Dirty Potter

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.

"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"

by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009

Dirty Maura

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises

Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020

dirty horgan

while having sex a “dirty Horgan” will shit all over the face of his/her partner, the partner will continue to eat the secreted stool and they will repeat this process 7-8 times. Dirty horgan’s also like to lick their partners genitalia until they cry of joy.

“That dirty horgan he made me eat his shit!”

by hunky.boy42 April 24, 2020

Dirty jacqulyn

The coolest female ever. Great in bed, mind blowing, in fact. Loves animals, has a way with them. Very intelligent. Fair, honest and loyal.

I have a dirty Jacqulyn as a best friend

by Gupperfisherman April 1, 2020

Dirty ady

It's when a women takes a mans cock and balls. Then proceeds to twist them into a balloon poodle wile being choked.

I'm still sore from that Dirty ady last night.

by Gdjhddhjdnxhxtsb April 21, 2020

always dirty

The hole between the cheeks that has a strong smell but is very suckable

- This morning i had a problem wiping my always dirty.

by Meonnel January 3, 2021