Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.

Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!

by Saaks June 25, 2021

Clapped the fuck out

When you’re super hit

Gah damn, is that chick clapped the fuck out or what?

by FuzzBumper March 2, 2021

your ass is clapping

basically when someone is capping but extreme

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"

by cappin April 21, 2022

Clapped

Bedroom conbat

Rickey clapped my cheeks last night

by Palachious March 25, 2019

Clapped

Ugly

Kyle: Oi bruv ur bear clapped init
Heaven-li: what does clapped mean
Kyle: it means ur clapped, ill set ur hair on fire

by Kneecap bloke May 10, 2018

The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021

church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

by Optipotamus November 16, 2016