I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

Knockin on cotton

When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.

Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!

by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022

I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022