A common social media principle that states the following:
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
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Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
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1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
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1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
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Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
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Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.
Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.
Speaker: "She doesn't want any cookies."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."
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