The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.
by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023
Get the internal fist bumpmug. speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
Get the speed Bumpmug. The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
Get the bumping one offmug. by AJskylarbrayden July 7, 2025
Get the Bump in your creasemug. by acarguythathelpsotherguys January 28, 2024
Get the Bump Downmug. I blasted a line of cocaine off a samurai sword at a raging party last night , I’m a samurai now that I’ve done a bushido bump
by Ryan’s full of it March 12, 2023
Get the bushido bumpmug. when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
by cmcosmic June 16, 2023
Get the bourbon bumpmug.