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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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Bump in the night

To get fully kitted with battle rattles. To investigate and harm people that'll harm you. Or others
What was that sound? It's time go bump in the night
by Bamaboy1203 June 23, 2022
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Bump

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.
Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2022
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Fist Bump

"Fist Bump" is when you go to get a cupcake but 2 racist men catch you.
by The one and only EDP445 August 10, 2022
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Thumb Bump

A Thumb Bump is a fist bump with a thumbs up to finish it off. Originated on classic TV show Thunder in Paradise. Randolph "Hurricane" Spencer and Martin "Bru-dog" Brubaker would do a Thump Bump to celebrate a job well done.
After rescuing the hostages Bru-Dog and Hurricane celebrate with a heartfelt Thumb Bump.
by HurricaneSpencer August 12, 2022
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Fist bumping

When you start fisting a girl in her pussy and then, with your other free hand, start fisting her up the asshole until your two hands meet inside her resulting in a "fist bump"
Yo bro i was fist bumping my girl last week, I felt my knuckles touch inside her
by fistbumper420 August 20, 2022
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Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022
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