The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013

Brown Wednesday

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023

Brown Boxing

When you take a shit and try to inhale all of the shit particles.

Mom: Knock knock* Honey are you okay in there?
Me: Aww sorry mah I'm just brown boxing right nawh. Can you like, come back later SNIFF*?
Mom: Wtf.

by Ieatpumpkins March 19, 2020

mr brown

mr brown is a short plump bald man that teacher social studies, he likes the quote the struggle is real and loves to play amoung us. he likes coffee and wrestling and giving people backstory’s and tutorials for that nuce hair.

bbc mr brown LOVES THAT

by bigkphobia March 17, 2022

Digital Brown

The act of two male friends who resort to recording and sending a text of the the sound of their fart via messenger or phone text in order to gain the satisfaction which has been lost due to a girlfriend or marriage.

"Man, after all these years, do you have to resort to "digital brown" to escape the married life? Its one thing to fart, but to record it and send it to me for a wake up call is another!

by ubistheshiznit June 19, 2010

Brown Disk

Pizza that looks the same regardless of topping.

Also linked to flatulence and feelings of regret.

Person1: Whats that smell?
Person2: I'm sorry, I bought some brown disks last night while drunk.
Person1: What was on them?
Person2: I've no idea.

by routrax August 27, 2013

Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009