Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Cuck Breath

the breath of a man that reeks of another man semen, which he has eaten out of his girlfriend/wife's pussy. Presumably after she had fucked that other man.

*kiss

Lisa: "Ooh babe, your breath still smells like that load you ate out of me last night."

James: "Yeah, I have Cuck Breath."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

breath-poppy

How a cop's speech often sounds when testifying into a mike about his claim of detecting da odor of opium when speaking to a suspect.

Arresting officers often get all flustered and breath-poppy on da court's PA system when debating with a defense attorney regarding whether he could actually have smelled a certain drug when conversing with said lawyer's client, since there is typically very little noticeable odor in dat case.

by QuacksO July 7, 2024

Barbie Breath

When a girl gives some mad head and her breath stank.

Friend 1: yea I kissed and her Breath stank

Friend 2: nah she had Barbie breath

by Frankco26 September 11, 2021

bad breathe

bad breathe is a word that describes someone whose breathe smells worse than a dead body. usually people with the name Harley and Thomas have this

urrgh! Harley, you have bad breathe do you ever brush your teeth?

by sombody March 12, 2020

Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.

Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.

by stenkbreath July 28, 2024

Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022