La hour

Ur an hour away. But it’s so fuckin traffic that you have to add 2 more hours

Person #1 : how far are you?
Person #2: An la hour.
Person #1: Ahhhh shit!

by My jeff October 7, 2019

romantic hour

The time of day where one typically has sexual intercouse or masturbates

"I'm going upstairs, it's near the romantic hour"

by Madboi6666 March 3, 2016

Push Hour

The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.

Tried to take a dump, but looks like peak Push Hour. All the stalls were taken, bro.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Genius Hour

The opposite of finest hour, when someone is being a dumbass and shows a moment of extreme idiocracy.

Guy one: "How do you spell aggressively"
Guy two: "A G G E R S I V L E Y"
Guy one: "Genius hour" or "real genius hour over here".

by A Nice Glock December 19, 2024

Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016

After dark Hours

texting After 10:30pm were individuals send emotional and graphic messages an sometimes will express themselves with emojis such as 💦😘😋💯🍑😆💕😜👅

It's now 10:29 one more minute till after dark hours

by The real voice July 15, 2015

witching hour

Period that occurs hours associated with macabre moments, between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 04:00 (4:00 am), which may be more specifically between 03:00 (3:00 am) until 04:00 (4:00 am).

Witching hour.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025