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Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
by TBoarder August 26, 2013
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gic-jack

Slang --

Org: Gic (HyperThread)
1) Noun: Gic that is confusing, scattered or disorienting in nature. Always in quantities greater than individual.
2) Verb: To gic in a particularly intense or illustrative manner.
1) Surveying the field littered with gic-jack, he wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer.
2) Got gic-jack'd by that ass hat in the SUV.
3) Don't you be bringin' that gic-jack in here muthafucka.
by Evo September 24, 2004
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Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016
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Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Jack Doherty

A famous YouTuber who does challenges, pranks, and stunts. He usually does them at Walmart, Target, at school, or at home. He lived in New York but now he lives in LA.
I watched Jack Doherty’s new video last night.
by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF May 14, 2022
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Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.
I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.
by futiles September 5, 2010
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taj and jack

Jack Lynch and Taj Gill make a sexy duo... Both of them like fucking but can't find girls
"I'm bouta fuck Taj and Jack wanna join?"
by iTajYT November 28, 2021
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