Band Nerd

Band nerds are kiddos who play in band, and more commonly are in marching band. They literally live in the band room; they ARE the band. Band nerd is seen to others as an insult, but is actually quite affectionate.

"Hey Jessie, how was your weekend?"
"Oh! It was great. I didn't have any free time since there was a competition on Saturday, and I practiced even though we wouldn't be using the music anymore. Speaking of practice, band is in 2 hours, I can't be late. Bye Lina!"
*as she walks away*
"Jesus, Jessie is SUCH a band nerd..."

by marchingbeans November 23, 2018

Nerd-Dime

Nerds that ooze class, swagger and act posh in every way. The opposite gender can't resist them.

Her eyes lit up as she saw that Nerd-Dime walk out of the MIT building as she followed him to the coffee shop.
He couldn't believe his luck at being able to talk to the smoking hot Nerd-Dime by the bar.

by Paul Sanar July 2, 2014

Dickless Nerd

That one guy in your high school that is incredibly skinny or incredibly fat that has no female friends and doesn’t pull girls. They’re the type of people you would laugh at if they were working out in the fitness room because they’re so incompetent

Guy 1:Yo you wanna go to the mall

Dickless nerd:Sorry I can’t, I’m playing dungeons and dragons for 12 hours

Guy 1:Jeez you’re such a Dickless Nerd

by DaHomieRoach March 4, 2022

nerd monster

a very intelligent individual with a low profile, a super smart person with credentials to prove it but doesn't give the impression of a ridiculously smart human being

You would never believe my dad is smart, but he's a total nerd monster.

by o diddy January 7, 2011

Nipple Nerd

Someone who is obsessed with being shirtless

Dude put a shirt on, your such A Nipple nerd

by SullyBeKrakked February 10, 2022

Nerd-Digger

A woman willing to do sexual acts with a nerd to do her homework or a due assignment.

Kacie: I have to return this assignment or I will get a 0!!!!!!!
Kathryn: Be a Nerd-Digger
Kacie: Good idea Kathryn.

by kEVINHAERT December 3, 2017

nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.

Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.

by Invham December 22, 2021