im guy

someone misspelled saying "im gay" when typing

bro: lemme send u this pornhub video rq
me: nah im guy, remember
bro: oh yeahhhh u only came out a week ago
me: yeah send me any ghey pn you find

by devemporer October 29, 2023

Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.

Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"

by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023

im stressed

I’m stressed I I’m h’d in wolfie worss

Im stressed boiiii

by Wolfiesqusd April 20, 2018

Im finna hit

A quote that (mostly used by men) is used when someone wants to have intercourse. Mostly used when a man is going to “rizz” a women.

Yo Bradon Im finna hit with you tonight

by Niggernigganiggernigganiggerni August 8, 2023

im just a baby

circle back

circle back
im just a baby

by bradleysheadissick May 18, 2024

IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

im a skid

I called react a language and also stole code from red tiger tools!!!

Im a skid, so i called react a language and stole code.

by d1scammerprohacker March 2, 2025