I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

I shit on babies

👨🏿 🦲

Racist sex I shit on babies

by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021

I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

I Weal

I weal is the definition of being fully weak
Instead of you laughing alot saying ur weak say I weal so people dont think your weak

Eg : *your friend tell a joke*
You: I weal

by Ice powers_elsa May 28, 2021

I Weal

The definition of I weal is a mistaken word for I weak so when your laughing with your friends an your feel weak just say I weal so they know your joking around

Eg dying in laughter

I WEALLLL
ICE POWERS

by Ice powers_elsa May 28, 2021