Too Pretty To Pull Out

Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*

-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.

Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."

Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."

by 5harp February 19, 2025

Too Fat To Fall

Being in an (undeservedly) well-off position

I would love to see him fry, but now Roger just seem to be Too Fat To Fall.

by OsloCalling July 03, 2010

Too In

A girl wants your dick. Also see: So in

Bro #1: Dude, that hot bitch has been staring me down for a while.

Bro #2: Bro, you're TOO IN.

by GhellaaaaaNigro March 09, 2012

Poured too much wooter In the oots

A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'

I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!

by Quélup October 09, 2017

too high to riot

A state of being unbothered or lazy about a particular issue

Tim: why didn't you speak up while TJ was calling false fouls

John: Nah G at the time I was just too high to riot

by Born-Sinner February 04, 2018

the lights are too bright

used when a sports person at an elite level is intimidated by the situation (finals, quarterfinals, semifinals, etc.) and hence puts in a bad performance, a disasterclass.

this sportsperson usually looks like the real deal at stages of the competition when the expectation to perform isn’t as strong, like the first few weeks of the league season

can also be used to describe the most elite levels in sports (Champions League knockout stages, World Cup, Qualifying for any Grand Prix, etc)

- “0 goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes and went of with an injury. I’m afraid the lights are too bright for Kevin de Bruyne”
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by bestintheworldatwhatido March 17, 2024

too cramer

A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.

If you believe that every bad thing in the world happens because of jews, you are too cramer.

by Ben H. Cramer March 26, 2008