tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.

Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"

by Ya Boi **@#&$ *@#*$&#!@&@. @#! March 30, 2020

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 25, 2019

Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die

"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.

by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022

morning

Morning starts from midnight to 3pm

Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC

by Taco dan April 7, 2021

Good morning USA

I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!

Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH

GOOD MORNING USA

by GivemethyswordNOWW May 17, 2023

morning sticky

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.

There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!

by Fun footle February 27, 2023