A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.
Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
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noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
noun:
1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!
2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!
Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
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Cam: Yeah that shit was crazy, he got so fucked up.
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