Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

Camel Toe Jam

When a woman has feminine debris left over in her frontal vagina fold. The debris could be load chunk due to dirty beave, dried blood, or a flaky skin discharge associated with skin problems/rash.

Damn I went down on this girl and she had so much camel toe jam that I had to floss my mouth 4 times after she left.

Damn girl, I aint gonna eat that, go clean that jam out of your camel toe, bitch.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

Mukilteo Toe Jam

The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.

Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.

by Str4yD0g June 24, 2008

pencil jam art

When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.

that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

Hallway Traffic Jam

When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.

"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"

by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012

jam sandwich

something better than eternal happiness by all reason.

Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

by twirly eyes January 5, 2011

all jammed up

1. To be constipated.
2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone

"I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"

"Did you see that chic's nose it was all jammed up"

by K-10 October 3, 2006