The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021
Get the Klein's Diseasemug. When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease
by Friendship man November 9, 2021
Get the Sir diseasemug. by BooBungus May 12, 2022
Get the colorado hip diseasemug. The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
by Valentinern January 17, 2022
Get the SHUSHSJJ cat diseasemug. its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
Get the no-head diseasemug. Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013
Get the Crushings Diseasemug. (made by McNeal and a real-life experience)
The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019
Get the Fat Person Diseasemug.