Shaw-Tea™

A pun on the word shawty, which can be (if used correctly) hilarious.

Ryan: I like putting a spoon in my Shaw-Tea™.
Justin: lolololololol

by RH&JC Company June 19, 2009

Tea Pot Princess

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid

Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu

by Kavi February 13, 2005

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

vampire tea bag

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005

Loose tea flotsam

loos tee flot-suhm
Noun
the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.

Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!

by Tsarstepan November 16, 2011

Here's The Motherfucking Tea.

A short video including the sentence "Here's - *proceeds to bash phone* - The motherfuckin- *stabs a hole in the multiverse* - t e a". Obviously this is a notorious meme that is both loved and hated by tons. Personally, its a meh. It just depends on the edits people did of it.

Here's - *Tap tap* - The motherfucking - *Tap tap* - Tea. -that "Here's The Motherfucking Tea." girl or whatevs

by Mr.Noob12 May 13, 2019

Tea Bag

A great nickname for any girl who's name begins with a "t"

My co-worker Tara R. prefers to be called tea bag, she is a great girl.

by tbag lover March 25, 2010