The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
Get the Table Simpingmug. A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.
"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."
".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"
".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"
by LxiG May 28, 2021
Get the sugar simpmug. No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers
Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer
by 333LOOZER333 June 3, 2021
Get the No Simp Summermug. The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020
Get the Simp-Wagemug. "Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"
"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?
-"Looks like he fell for the simp call
"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?
-"Looks like he fell for the simp call
by Nenets June 23, 2020
Get the Simp callmug. How do you rank on the Simp scale?
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
Get the Simp scalemug. When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.
It’s basically being a therapy simp.
It’s basically being a therapy simp.
Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy
by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021
Get the Simp-atheticmug.