Simp-athetic

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.

Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy

by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

bella the simp

mean

bella the simp is mean

by sjsjjdjffirriiwiwiwidudf March 02, 2021

Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!

by BisexualStrawberry;) April 13, 2021

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 04, 2020

King of the Simps

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.

All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!

by Pizza Time!!! January 16, 2020

Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.

Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!

by Cathrinsangel October 10, 2021