Pocket Profit

The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.

Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.

Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.

Hey man hows your day going?

Pretty good just made £5 pocket profit :D

by Huuyi January 21, 2010

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger December 30, 2015

pocket slaves

Specifically the 2 of clubs and the 2 of spades, hence your pocket slaves. The worst pocket hand one can be dealt.

I got pocket slaves and 2 twos game up on the flop. My pocket slaves are holding their keep

by dak ratler December 29, 2011

Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.

Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.

by ladyzoe December 27, 2016

pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 05, 2013

Dirty Pocket

The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.

My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.

anal definition #7

by UNdRCvR LvR September 09, 2010

Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 07, 2015