Your social security number is 2

An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.

Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.

by evrstz September 29, 2023

number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.

I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021

Number

Number 15 burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out thats what you just might get

Number 15 burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out thats what you just might get

by Mav. 00 August 1, 2021

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?

Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.

by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

number-toupe'

during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'

His number-toupe' looked better than if he used rogaine.

by ryan daugherty December 20, 2007