Merica Truck

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
by EMan2575 July 06, 2019
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Beer truck

Any vehicle with a headlight out. If you tap the windshield, the driver owes you a beer. This can be also done with punch buggies, but it's a bit different.
"Beer truck! You owe me one!"
by @Hiphophead March 17, 2024
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Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
by frishy August 30, 2022
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truck and dog

"You're moving places? You need a van?"

"Nah, truck and dog will be enough."
by JLA75 July 24, 2024
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Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Tow Truck

When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
Last night Mary tow trucked mark into my ass
by Kaper101 January 05, 2022
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