National Martin Day

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021

National Sage Day

Give your friend sage 2 dollars!

“hey sage it’s national sage day want 2 dollars”

by C____ie November 1, 2021

National Hunya Day

A day that you celebrate until you are filled with joy and happiness. Happens every year on November 19.

would you like to celebrate National Hunya Day with me?
heck yeah lets party till we can't party no more.
Hunya!

by Enick The demon November 14, 2018

National Taco Thursday

On the third Thursday of every March, it is National Taco Thursday and you literally have to eat tacos or a clown will come to your bed and eat your face off while you are sleeping.

Hey bro it's National Taco Thursday. We better go eat some tacos today.

by Very hot man and also sexy March 18, 2021

National Boyfriend Day

National boyfriend day is October 3rd so do something nice for him and spend some time with him :)

gf: "happy national boyfriend day I hope you like the gift I got you"
bf: "thank you bby I love you"

by imacoolkid1 October 3, 2020

national fuckhead day

a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.

"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"

by blinmachine February 10, 2021

National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow”

You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!

by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021