Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
by kbft0n April 2, 2024
Get the 99+ missed calls from Harvardmug. 
I was horny, and your granny offered it up, so I went Driving Miss Daisy. Said she liked it raw. Reminded her of her first prom night with 3 of the guys from the basketball team.
by WhaddaMuthaFkr November 7, 2023
Get the Driving Miss Daisymug. A "Miss Bruh" is that one hot and everything you would want in a girlfriend. Except.....
She is too much your "Bruh" .
Never even considered or noticed until now....
She is too much your "Bruh" .
Never even considered or noticed until now....
by miss bruh June 2, 2024
Get the Miss Bruhmug. I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019
Get the Hit or Missmug. A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Miss Stanek
A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
by BARHULAHAK May 4, 2015
Get the Miss Stanekmug. Miss tidwell liked hot dogs with with with with with with with with with with ketchup with with with with more ketchup
by trystan smith March 5, 2019
Get the miss tidwellmug.