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Mike Ross

Technology teacher who looks like Ron Jeremy and Ben Franklin. He wants to revolutionize the country of Jordan. He lives in the White House with Sexy Mo
"Mike Ross is the best technology teacher ever"
by michaelcharlesross May 7, 2018
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Mike Anarchy

Usually the leader, father, or savior of a rebellious group, hacker organization, wrestling stable, or a community of people who want to REVOLT. He is fierce, fearless, and furious, he has a main goal in mind and it's to stretch ones muffler.

No, it's not a reference to the television show, "Sons of Anarchy"
We need a Mike Anarchy in our lives, we don't know where Toys R Us is.
by Ro-Wrestler January 17, 2018
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mountain mikes

A disgusting pizza place in NorCal where white people go. Or if you’re forced by an end-of-the-season baseball, soccer, basketball, party.
Drew: What’s your favorite pizza place?
Max: definetely not Mountain Mikes that place is wack- but their arcade games are pretty cool.
by norcalhoe11 January 23, 2018
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Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.
"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"
by Winderbourne January 23, 2021
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Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021
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mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.
person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021
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Pulling a Mike

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."
by hbk420 October 13, 2021
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