Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court

“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)

by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.

What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*

by KC-130 October 7, 2025

Chula Vista Gumball Machine

The act of swirling your tongue in said person'a butthole making it loose then insert a quarter in your partner's urethra.

My home boy gave a Chula Vista Gumball Machine

by Francoux October 24, 2025

Yeet Machine

A blade, usually from a razor or pencil sharpener, used for self harming.

My bestie tried to hide her yeet machine from me but it didn't work.

by sewerslidewhore December 11, 2021

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?

Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.

Lennie- Okay, I won't try.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023