Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 1, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

<.7.9.7.6.>The Name "'Manuel"' Is Roughly Translated To "'`'`Washing`~`Machine`'`'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 3, 2021

Kentucky Fog Machine

The act of placing a blunt in a woman's asshole and breathing in when she farts.

That Kentucky fog machine is the highest and turned on I've ever been in my life

by CultleaderDucky July 5, 2025

Party-Machine

The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).

Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.

by bobsledder59 December 14, 2018

machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016