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oh my lordy lord

an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.

a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.

They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.

THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
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Leisure Suit Larry

An adult-themed sexual video game series created by Al Lowe.
Leisure Suit Larry is the worst game series
by SPrice1980 February 14, 2023
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Pulled a Larry

Where one has to drop a nasty plop within moments of exiting the shower, thus dirtying one's arse.
Ugh... Totally pulled a Larry this morning, now I just feel gross.
by The real Zach Snyder March 9, 2023
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Speed Limit Larry

A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.
Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry
by Goldendust September 19, 2023
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My bf larry

he’s the most amazing person you would ever find you’ll never find another person like him he’s a amazing man with a big heart he’s always there when you need him always loving<3
He’s an amazing person my bf Larry is amazing
by 3blk0 November 12, 2023
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Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry
That old man Larry is such a cock block
by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023
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The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.
I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”
by 69jono69 November 16, 2023
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