Roses are red
Trains go toot
Karen doesn't like the way you act
now she has filed a lawsuit
Karen is probably asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Trains go toot
Karen doesn't like the way you act
now she has filed a lawsuit
Karen is probably asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Non-Karen: Hey whats Karen up to
Other non-Karen: oh she is probably just asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Non Karen: oh look there she is
*Karen is now screaming slightly below the audible spectrum whilst pitching children into here minivan*
Karen: I WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGER.
*the children now sob frantically*
The children: we don't have a Mann-ijer miss
*Karen is now pulling and throwing random plates and cups out of her pockets*
Karen: I KNOW MY RIGHTS, SEND ME TO THE HEAD OFFICE.
Other non-Karen: oh she is probably just asking to see your manager whilst herding up all the children in the nearby area into her Peugeot CanDrive minivan
Non Karen: oh look there she is
*Karen is now screaming slightly below the audible spectrum whilst pitching children into here minivan*
Karen: I WANT TO SPEEK TO YOUR MANAGER.
*the children now sob frantically*
The children: we don't have a Mann-ijer miss
*Karen is now pulling and throwing random plates and cups out of her pockets*
Karen: I KNOW MY RIGHTS, SEND ME TO THE HEAD OFFICE.
by Josh_The_First July 06, 2020
She will not respect the drip, she is your stepmom who took the kids from her ex husband, and she will speak to your manager
by Thebirdsworkforthebourgeoisie October 07, 2019
Karen cant keep a marriage together. Has 4 children. Two are hers, the rest are ex husbands who have ended up in jail.
This bitch is defiantly the type of cunt to go to your school/workplace/home and rant about shit that doesnt need to be said eg. my son has been called a faggot, my daughter has been called a slut by some random person that she used to know, my husband is only allowed to fuck me until he dies i dont care if we break up ( we probably will)
Karen steals you kids after relationships
This bitch is defiantly the type of cunt to go to your school/workplace/home and rant about shit that doesnt need to be said eg. my son has been called a faggot, my daughter has been called a slut by some random person that she used to know, my husband is only allowed to fuck me until he dies i dont care if we break up ( we probably will)
Karen steals you kids after relationships
Principle/manager/you: karen? What the fuck is it now?!
Karen: i broke up with mu husband and i have 17 kids.... wanna make it 18???
Principle/manager/you: FUCK OFF KAREN!!! I JUST WANT THE KIDS BACK
Karen: i broke up with mu husband and i have 17 kids.... wanna make it 18???
Principle/manager/you: FUCK OFF KAREN!!! I JUST WANT THE KIDS BACK
by Frick you you fricken frick August 26, 2019
She took the kids. She speaks to the manager at your local coffee shop for not adding exactly 37 berries and forgot one cream base pump. She tries to sue for having her kids eat the wrong raisin brand.
WHERES THE MANAGER
Hey Susan, want my facechat?
Your getting raisins for a after soccer practice snack.
Karen took the kids from her husband. He hasn't seen them since.
Hey Susan, want my facechat?
Your getting raisins for a after soccer practice snack.
Karen took the kids from her husband. He hasn't seen them since.
by E A SPORTS February 05, 2020
the one mom with the son who works at a fast-food joint and she has a perfect bob with a swooped fricking bang and he sucks at his job so every time he does something wrong she zooms her lincoln navigator to the del taco that her son works at and lowkey screams in the most high pitch voice "CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?!?!"
*son does something awfully*
Karen:*Zooms in her lincoln navigator to del taco*
Also karen: CaN i SpEak To YoUr MaNAgER
Karen:*Zooms in her lincoln navigator to del taco*
Also karen: CaN i SpEak To YoUr MaNAgER
by lil pickle bro August 05, 2019
A person who gets upset and throws childish tantrums over small silly things that normal people would not even notice. They make threats, ask to speak to the manager, and call the police. Usually a woman but sometimes crybaby men exhibit karen behavior. Sometimes they get violent and assault the victim by hitting them with their hands, a hand held weapon, or even with their car. As a karen realizes they are not going to get their way, they get louder and more violent. Karens typically target people who are having fun enjoying life because they have no life and are jealous. Karens are among the most hated people in society and among the most laughed at.
My karen neighbors called the police because my dog wagged his tail at them and they reported that he tried to bite them.
A karen at the drive thru window held up the line because she claimed her soda did not have enough ice and wanted to make a complaint to the manager and have the worker fired.
A karen at the drive thru window held up the line because she claimed her soda did not have enough ice and wanted to make a complaint to the manager and have the worker fired.
by Pistachio1961 November 29, 2021
The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem she'll definatly fimd a way around it
by CrazyNinjaBoiiii April 20, 2018