Wet Foot

The act of pissing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. Typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a crap. The beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. Step one: Approach urinal. Step Two: Make sure no one is around. Step Three: Turn towards stall and pick target. Step Four: Piss on the victims shoe. Step Five: Run. Step Six: Tell your buddies at the bar. Step Seven: Laugh as a pissed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.

Guy 1: Hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.

by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 7, 2007

busted footy

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.

busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

fool around

Also see hook up. To fool around: When two people, usually not currently in a relationship, find themselves kissing, participating in oral sex, and sometimes (but not always) can refer to having sex. Sometimes 'fooling around' is used when the specifics of a hookup are unknown.

Dave and Jenna were fooling around at the party.

Chris and I fool around in his car before he drops me off.

by emduff May 5, 2006

Foobies

"Foobies" is a contraction of "fake boobies".

The 'F' from 'fake' is taken and replaces the 'B' of 'boobies', resulting in: 'Foobies'.

Damn, check out the set of foobies on that doll.

by BDKGIGN August 4, 2005

Food Douche

A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche

by Jasrags August 20, 2009

food drunk

When you eat so much food you feel drunk.

We got food drunk like shit at the Panda Buffet

by Nuts November 30, 2005

Putting your foot in it

To do something very well, to excel at something. Basically to 'kick it in the ass.'

We ate at some excellent BBQ last night at your restaurant. You will definately do good business as long as you keep putting your foot in it like that.

by Bubba 99 August 16, 2009