When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
When someone, usually a repair person or utility worker, is causing seemingly intentional delay of a plan or schedule. Similar to being "jerked around" or "led on". More common usages: swizzle fisted, swizzle fisting
by amomsoiknow November 25, 2017
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips December 17, 2015
a sprawl of fists where everyone chooses to generate their anger through violence. the term "fist fest" usually refers to a fight among young school boys.
by periwinkle1996 November 07, 2010
Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 17, 2015
To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 16, 2023
The act of fisting someone in the ass when their ass starts to bleead, thus causeing the fister's fist to look like a cherry.
by HornyBeast6969 July 18, 2017